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Guest article by Finnious T. Fogbottom
To the current Klamath County Commissioners,
I agree with your stance against the KBRA and related issues. To understand your position one need only look at how the integrity of the National Academy of Sciences, Dr. Paul Houser and seven or so Federal biologist was savagely maligned because they refused to support a set of indefensible dirty tricks and unscientific falsehoods. How could they be forced to call it science anyway when there are no (acknowledged) Basin deep core samples hanging around: Samples that would have established a reliable scientific baseline as to the true hydrologic etc. etc. etc. history of this disturbingly and darkly coveted region?
Heck, if they just went along with it all and then got busted they’d just be promoted in one way or another like the Hair of the Lynx Hoax folks. So their stand agaisnt the safe, lazy and easy path makes them true American heroes!
If one was at the very least somewhat politically socially scientifically sincere they should be able to deduce in an instant that the Quincy Library Agreement and the Owyhee Initiative are desperately yearning to provide woeful examples and insight aplenty into some potentially severe KBRA etc. pitfalls. Those disagreeablements blatantly introduce a citizen to the inherent unavoidable dangers associated with liberal-environmental-federally instigated property etc. rights rending collaborative efforts. Oddly enough though (or not) many of the pro KBRA legislators on the California side also supported and still support the concept of the failed Quincy Library “Agreement”. Something does indeed smell a tad bit off pudding in that respect.
Yet alas, maybe it’s true and we should question and worry no more about any of this as Donald Cluck is about to come by magic carpet bag to the Basin with huge sacks of digitally backed miracle simulated money. Yes, just maybe in the end we will all finally be able to live in peace, harmony, unity and eat organic pop tarts together all daze long. Not only that, all will become (by government inducement) collaborately, collectively and liberally ecstatic about every consensusly approved thing. The new goodness will even flow right down to smallest chicken who will now be awarded a lifetime supply of medically and scientifically proven otherwise indispensable pot. Or was that, or did that used to be a chicken in every…?
The problem does arise though as to what do with all of those faux scientists who supported the creative epic KBRA mis and disinformation and settlement propaganda projects? In other words when their job on us is done, they’ll be done too. Oh yes I almost forgot, they could probably become faux journalists and produce full page newspaper adds telling us how we need to get rid of all humans, especially if we want to continue in genuine sustainable giddiness.
Best regards regardless,
Finnious T. Fogbottom
2 Comments
Eightdogs ~ Feb. 20, 2013 @ 4:25 pm
Finnious T Fogbottom ~ Feb. 21, 2013 @ 3:21 pm